Short Stay Hotels- 2 hours of – sleep – and move on out! A

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Short Stay Hotels- 2 hours of sleep and move on out!

Just incase you did a search for this place, The Kew Motor Inn is the same as Kew Motor Inn.
now. hmm hmmm hmmm

what are you doing looking up this joint huh?

for that matter, what am i doing writing about this joint?

This joint is always packed. There are always a bunch of cars parked out in the private lot and sometimes, dare i say, it can be hard to get a parking spot!

if your friends don t mind a little bit of travel, this place is perrrrfect for a costume birthday party!* Why bother decorating your apartment some Safari theme when theres a hotel room that has already done it for you?
or do you prefer Arabian Nights theme? how about something more futuristic with mirrors and reflecting glass everywhere?

well, you can also bring in your fancy someone-someone and have a few hours of fun too. **

yes, they do charge at an hourly rate. and yes, minors are not allowed (ID is checked)***

its clean and super sanitized. good luck getting a room on Valentines Day!

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*of course this is the reason why I went there. Isnt it the same reason you re going there too?
** I thought so. Go on and book the Arabian Room. Your special friend will like it.
***Safety is important! of course it goes to show that mayyyybeeee you might run into rather unsavory folks in the hallways. But at least you know that burly, scary, puffed-up-chest-haired man is over 18!

Just incase you did a search for this place, The Kew Motor Inn is the same as Kew Motor Inn.
now. hmm hmmm hmmm

what are you doing looking up this joint huh?

for that matter, what am i doing writing about this joint?

This joint is always packed. There are always a bunch of cars parked out in the private lot and sometimes, dare i say, it can be hard to get a parking spot!

if your friends don t mind a little bit of travel, this place is perrrrfect for a costume birthday party!* Why bother decorating your apartment some Safari theme when theres a hotel room that has already done it for you?
or do you prefer Arabian Nights theme? how about something more futuristic with mirrors and reflecting glass everywhere?

well, you can also bring in your fancy someone-someone and have a few hours of fun too. **

yes, they do charge at an hourly rate. and yes, minors are not allowed (ID is checked)***

its clean and super sanitized. good luck getting a room on Valentines Day!

_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
*of course this is the reason why I went there. Isnt it the same reason you re going there too?
** I thought so. Go on and book the Arabian Room. Your special friend will like it.
***Safety is important! of course it goes to show that mayyyybeeee you might run into rather unsavory folks in the hallways. But at least you know that burly, scary, puffed-up-chest-haired man is over 18!

Did you try driving up north to Kew Motor Inn and it was full? and. you and your special friend could nt wait half an hour? Well, then come on down Grand Central and stay here at the fabulous Par-Central Motor Inn for 3 hours!

yes, it does charge at an hourly rate. safe and discreet, this place is a serious joint.

The parking lot is big, the rooms are clean and spacious and there always seems to be a bunch of cars parked here. Hm. i guess business is good.

No themed rooms here. This place is strictly business as its. not really close to a convention center. or the airport.
So good, because you won t find your Arabian Nights theme here. But you can find the Bleached and Sanitized 8 Times A Day theme here.

Did you try driving up north to Kew Motor Inn and it was full? and. you and your special friend could nt wait half an hour? Well, then come on down Grand Central and stay here at the fabulous Par-Central Motor Inn for 3 hours!

yes, it does charge at an hourly rate. safe and discreet, this place is a serious joint.

The parking lot is big, the rooms are clean and spacious and there always seems to be a bunch of cars parked here. Hm. i guess business is good.

No themed rooms here. This place is strictly business as its. not really close to a convention center. or the airport.
So good, because you won t find your Arabian Nights theme here. But you can find the Bleached and Sanitized 8 Times A Day theme here.

its still cheap, but for the neighborhood, I was expecting cheaper.

I dont really like this place. Its cheap for the neighborhood, but the service sucks.

The rooms arent very special. Not terribly spacious and also not too small. For some odd odd reason the hotel doesnt turn on the heat. in winter. If you re freezing your toes off, call the front desk and ask for more blankets.

and yes. there are many ways to order a room. Hourly* and nightly are both available. mmmhmmmmmmmm

*if you order by the hour, then expect the service to be stingy and a tad mean. oh they ll bring you that blanket. two minutes before your hour session is over and your nether regions have officially frozen off

** but dont expect some awesome themed rooms. none of that good stuff available. look elsewhere for the spiderman room.

its still cheap, but for the neighborhood, I was expecting cheaper.

I dont really like this place. Its cheap for the neighborhood, but the service sucks.

The rooms arent very special. Not terribly spacious and also not too small. For some odd odd reason the hotel doesnt turn on the heat. in winter. If you re freezing your toes off, call the front desk and ask for more blankets.

and yes. there are many ways to order a room. Hourly* and nightly are both available. mmmhmmmmmmmm

*if you order by the hour, then expect the service to be stingy and a tad mean. oh they ll bring you that blanket. two minutes before your hour session is over and your nether regions have officially frozen off

** but dont expect some awesome themed rooms. none of that good stuff available. look elsewhere for the spiderman room.





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